Fraternal Order of the
Mufsidoon Brotherhood
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Membership

Qualifications for Membership:

The one billion devout followers of the desert Muslim faith are prohibited entry. Only Muslims who fully embrace the need for reform of the Muslim faith and the concept of Ijtihad are eligible. Reference the secrets of the Mufsidoon Brotherhood.

All non-believers of the Bedouin born faith, including Atheists and followers of all other faiths are considered to be Infidels. These are the troublemakers and they are destined for hell. This automatically qualifies them for the Mufsidoon category even if they do not wish to join the brotherhood. We understand. All are eligible for membership in the Mufsidoon Brotherhood should they wish to join and your support will be greatly appreciated.

It is through this Brother and Sisterhood that we challenge the Muslim brotherhood to justify their ancient and inhuman practices in a rapidly changing world of today. All memberships are secret and aproximately five billion humans are eligible for membership. The other billion need our help…

Although the term Brotherhood is used, it is generically misleading as Sisters of the hood share equal status in everything, the making of family decisions, supporting the family and financial matters, disciplining the children, and more importantly, in the Mufsidoon courts they have equal rights. No one is above the law and all are equal and entitled to their own opinions on any matter.

All New members enter the Brotherhood at the rank of Royal Scribe, apprentices. They are in training to be the word weavers of the lowest order. For those who become really rank, titles become secret. In some cases, honored members are allowed to determine how rank they wish to be. For them they may select their own titles that may appear on their official membership cards.

Any member who is guilty of lowering ones self to the level of hate will be stricken of words and they will no longer retain membership in the Order. To lower ones self to the level of the militant Muslim is strictly forbidden. We expose their hypocrisy with words but we leave all physical combat to those responsible for our defense, our government, the police, and our fine military.

Other Ranks: Gender Definition

Verbal Assassins (Male/Female)

Legion of Corrupters (Male/Female)

Ijtihadi Scribes (Male/Female)

Alkafroon Scribe (Male/Female) – kafir = evildoer; roon = a group

Imammas (Male/Female) Teachers

Mulladine (Male/Female) - Dog Lovers

Ayatollayaso Enforcers (Male/Female)

Aieshan Warrior (Female) – Brave warrior; also Muhammad’s favorite wife.

Inti Kafir (Female) Inti = (You woman, singular) - Kafir = evildoer, infidel

Word Warrior (Male/Female)

 

Open and regular meetings of the Order of the Mufsidoon Brotherhood are mandated by this charter, to be held on the public square of communities across America on the third day of the Greek calends. If you do not show up for these meetings, you will be missed; but then, so will we.

Membership will add you to our list for irregular news emails.  Contact information will be provided on how to discontinue this service at any time.  You will also receive a current copy of the Secrets of the Mufsidoon which is a toung-in-cheek bit of humor with some historical content.  Thank you for your support...

For memgership, sent $20, checks payable to Nanocule Press, at the address below

Nanocule Press
3219 E. Peachtree Ave.
Stillwater, OK   74074

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